The good news:
I found my favorite old jacket while sorting through my old stuff
The bad news:The last time I wore it I was nine years old
The best news:
I am the anime now
what do you mean not everyone has a toilet that washes and massages your butt
Wait there are toilets like that?
what an incredible experience it must be
im mildly concerned about something labeled “turbo” going near my butt
man this has been the worst life of my life
The question is “will I ever have a social life?” and the answer is no
flipping your pillow over to the cold side
Biting your pillow as your ass is being rammed.
me before The Winter Soldier
me after The Winter Soldier
"don’t complain, I have it worse than you"
British Kitchen Nightmares: “The risotto is overcooked and your restaurant needs new lighting.”
American Kitchen Nightmares: “YOUR STAFF DOES DRUGS ON THE CLOCK, YOUR FAMILY THINKS YOU’RE AN ASSHOLE AND THERE’S A LIVE RAT IN MY FOOD.”
Apply bun directly to face for happiness.